When the New York Times finds the funny before you, it’s time to admit you’ve been asleep at the wheel. Postcards from the Pug Bus is a political and celebrity news satire site with a deliciously vicious edge. Excerpts:

Determined to take control of their images, Britney Spears and President George W. Bush have fired two of their most trusted associates. Ms. Spears terminated her long-time press representative, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, over the weekend, while Mr. Bush fired his unofficial biographer, Bob Woodward.

Celebutante Paris Hilton has brought down the wrath of President George W. Bush after her makeup kit was photographed holding what appeared to be a baggie of marijuana.

Couldn’t even choose from the wealth of Tom Cruise material – there’s an entire category! Read, enjoy, and stay cynical…