We now return to our regularly scheduled funny… 🙂
From Ben Hay’s Operating System FAQ:
How can I protect my Windows computer from Viruses, spyware, adware, malware?
Open the case. Remove the network card, floppy drive, modem, and cd/dvd drives. Fill all USB and Firewire ports with some kind of silicone based sealant.
My computer has an integrated network device and/or modem, which cannot be removed. What now?
Fill them with some kind of silicone based sealant.
How can I protect my Linux computer from Viruses, spyware, adware, malware?
I don’t understand the question.
Is Linux ready for the desktop?
Is Windows ready for the desktop?
Can Microsoft be trusted?
What about Trusted Computing?
And from the ever-on-target FakeGayNews.com:
Faith-based Homeland Security Causes Further Delays at US Airports
[…]At Los Angeles International Airport, a group of women from Hamburg faired better when they were detained but released after several hours. After a lengthy interrogation, it was determined they were in fact, German tourists, and not lesbians.