This one is Warner’s fault.

1977 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was Elvis Presley – “Way Down”
1978 On your 1st birthday The Commodores – “Three Times A Lady”
1979 On your 2nd birthday Cliff Richard – “We Don’t Talk Anymore”
1980 On your 3rd birthday The Jam – “Start”
1981 On your 4th birthday Soft Cell – “Tainted Love”
1982 On your 5th birthday Survivor – “Eye Of The Tiger”
1983 On your 6th birthday UB40 – “Red Red Wine”
1984 On your 7th birthday Stevie Wonder – “I Just Called To Say I Love You”
1985 On your 8th birthday David Bowie & Mick Jagger – “Dancing In The Street”
1986 On your 9th birthday Boris Gardiner – “I Want To Wake Up With You”
1987 On your 10th birthday Rick Astley – “Never Gonna Give You Up”
1988 On your 11th birthday Yazz & Plastic Population – “The Only Way Is Up”
1989 On your 12th birthday Jive Bunny – “Swing The Mood”
1990 On your 13th birthday Bombalurina – “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini”
1991 On your 14th birthday Bryan Adams – “(Everything I Do) I Do It For You”
1992 On your 15th birthday Snap – “Rhythm Is A Dancer”
1993 On your 16th birthday Culture Beat – “Mr Vain”
1994 On your 17th birthday Wet Wet Wet – “Love Is All Around”
1995 On your 18th birthday Blur – “Country House”
1996 On your 19th birthday Spice Girls – “Wannabe”
1997 On your 20th birthday Will Smith – “Men In Black”
1998 On your 21st birthday The Manic Street Preachers – “If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next”
1999 On your 22nd birthday Lou Bega – “Mambo No5 (A Little Bit Of…)”
2000 On your 23rd birthday Madonna – “Music”
2001 On your 24th birthday Blue – “Too Close”
2002 On your 25th birthday Atomic Kitten – “The Tide Is High (Get The Feeling)”
2003 On your 26th birthday Elton John – “Are You Ready For Love (re-issue)”
2004 On your 27th birthday Natasha Bedingfield – “These Words”
2005 On your 28th birthday Oasis – “The Importance Of Being Idle”